Get laid in Copenhagen within 12 hours on a Saturday night.
Some people think that being gay is all about sex. The truth is that some nights are all about gay sex. If you are new in Copenhagen and you want to have a fun night out with some action and interaction; this guide will be a helpful tool.
The Copenhagen’s Naughty Guide for boys is a real time, real life guide with tips about where and how you can find gay sex in Copenhagen on a Saturday night. After all, also boys just wanna have fun.
Saturday 20:00- 22:00 @ Boyfriend.dk
Get comfortable at your house/hotel, prepare something to eat as the night is going to be long and log in boyfriend.dk. If you want to feel as a real Dane, start drinking some beers at the same time.
Boyfriend.dk is the most popular Danish site to meet gay or bisexual men. It is very easy to make a profile and it has English and Danish version, so don’t worry if you don’t speak the language. Most of the Danish users have their profile text in Danish, use a web translator or go directly to the pictures; what you will see there, it doesn’t need translation.
For better results, use a nick name that indicates what you are looking for i.e. include the word sex or a hint of your sexual preferences. Upload a picture; sexy or naked pictures usually do the work even without your face on them but if you want to satisfy all the users use a face pic as well.
Chance for immediate sex: Medium. Sometimes it can take long time chatting, finding out where to meet and getting there.
Right thing to write: ‘I am new here and I am looking for some fun’
Wrong thing to write: ‘I am looking for a long term committed relationship’
Useful tip: Open your profile 12 hours before as this is a way for the validation you need to be able to send messages.
Saturday 22:00-24:00 at SLM Copenhagen
SLM Copenhagen is a fetish (leather, rubber, uniforms etc.) club with a bar on the main floor and a ‘playground’ in the basement. As a fetish club it has a quite strict dress code but if this one is not a special night then a black t-shirt or polo and dark jeans combined with dark shoes will help you get in.
On the main floor there is a bar where people chat or just look around. As it is a club with regular members you may be surprised by the relaxed atmosphere. People are friendly and you won’t have problem starting a conversation while having some pop-corn from a dog’s plate. Communicating in English is usually not a problem in Copenhagen but in case you meet an exception go downstairs and let the body do the talking.
The ‘playground’ downstairs has many facilities for every taste; from a glory hole labyrinth, slings for sex and fisting to installation of open toilets for those who like water sports even in the middle of the winter. There is also a bar that is open during some nights while at an event night called ‘Fuck and Dance’, DJ’s at the basement are giving the rhythm for the right hips moves.
Chance for immediate sex: Medium. You have to fit in the theme, plus as a ‘closed’ club with members is not crowed every night. In any case try the glory hole labyrinth.
Right drink to order at the bar: A beer
Wrong thing to order at the bar: A cosmopolitan
Useful tip: Check their website for the events and the dress code of each night. It is very possible that you won’t make it in for a ‘sport night’, dressed up as Madonna in ‘Hung up’ video.
Sunday 00.00-01.00 at Body Bio
Body Bio is a sex club with a sauna. You can enter with all of your clothes or just with a towel. There is a small sauna inside that you have to pay extra if you want to use it. Here you will find gay and bisexual men but it is also open for women and transvestites.
To get in, you come from a dark street to an even darker inside. The receptionist will indicate you where to leave your stuff. With a deposit of 50 kr you get a locker and you can leave all of your clothes or part of it. Once inside, you may get shocked from the environment but as your eyes are getting used to the darkness and the ‘interior design’ it gets better.
There are some glory hole booths usually occupied by lustful elder men. If you want to be at the other side of the glory hole don’t look inside, you may get disappointed. If you prefer to be in the booth, put you head near the hole; this will help you to see what you are going to get and give the sign to the other side to approach. If you like surprises do not follow any of the instructions above.
The rest of this sex club has some private cabinets with or without holes, a small labyrinth and a sling; there is also a smoking room and two-three computers with internet.
Chance for immediate sex: High if your standards are low. Low if your standards are high.
Right thing to say: Don’t say anything just nod.
Wrong thing to say: ‘I am looking for my wife’
Useful tip: The last 40 minutes before they close (00.20-01.00) you get in for just 20kr.
Sunday 01.30- 04.00 at Amigo Sauna
Amigo Sauna is the biggest gay sauna in Copenhagen. You will find it in the same street with some busy gay bars therefore many locals are coming after or in between the bar crawl. With the entrance fee you get a towel, a locker and a condom. You can actually have as many condoms you need for free, as they are sponsored by the Copenhagen’s city hall.
The sauna is divided in three floors. The first floor has the lockers room, the actual sauna both steam and dry, a small living room with a TV, two computers and a bar. The second floor has many different private cabins, some of them with holes, a small cinema with gay porn movies and a dark maze in the middle. The third floor, which gives the impression of a kinkier floor, has few cabinets, two slings permanently occupied by elder men , a busy dark labyrinth and some lounge areas to rest from the action and look around. There are also few fitness machines but nobody really uses them not even to hang a towel.
Chance for immediate sex: High. The sauna gets busier as the night goes on and there are guys of different age groups, backgrounds and sizes for every taste.
Right place to choose a guy: In one of the saunas, what you see is what you get.
Wrong place to choose a guy: In a darkroom, you can be surprised of what you thought as a smooth, young body.
Useful tip: Have a refreshment at the bar in between the action. It well get you sugar levels up.
Sunday 04.30- 06.00 at Never Mind Bar
Have a small food snack to get some power before you move on to the next step. You can find many places around the corner that are open all night long to grab some food.
Never Mind Bar is supposed to be the new place for after partying. That means it gets busy after 03.00-04.00 and the party can last until 07.00-08.00 in the morning. It can get much crowed and smoking is allowed, so don’t go there if you get easily suffocated. There is also a dance pole, so you can impress everybody with some moves.
Never Mind is one of the last chances to pick up a guy and go home before you go sleeping. At that time of the night, most of the guests are pretty much drunk so it is easily to rub in between them if they don’t do it to you first. Danes after many beers are very easily to be approached and usually just a ‘skål’ (cheers) is enough to start chatting or start making out.
Chance for immediate sex: Low, alcohol helps gravity.
Right theme to chat about: Eurovision Song Contest.
Wrong theme to chat about: Global warming.
Useful tip: If you like someone make a fast move, everybody is too drunk to focus at only one person.
Sunday 06.00- 08.00 at Ørstedsparken park
Ørstedsparken is the park just opposite Never Mind Bar and is the main outdoor place for cruising in Copenhagen. The crowd that you can find there is quite diverse including gay party people who make a last stop before bed, ‘confused’ straight young guys who missed their way and married men who came for a ‘happy hour’ break.
The whole action takes mainly place around the lakes or between the bushes. In the winter as there is not much foliage, the action moves at the darker places of the park. The sex at the dark can usually be quick, without talking and many times without even noises. Sometimes you can participate in group action; just approach and if nobody makes you a nod to leave stay and contribute to the group work.
Don’t be surprised if you see straight couples walking through the park or guys that are not looking for anything, the park is in the middle of the city so it can be a very pleasant shortcut.
The park is not dangerous, if you use your common sense, but be aware that there can always be pickpockets or gay bashers. If you feel any danger just leave and do not hesitate to contact the police if something happens to you or other visitors. Copenhagen’s police has the fame of a gay friendly police.
Chance of immediate sex: Equivalent to the tourist season, high in summer and low in winter.
Right place to stand: At a bench near the bushes or at the entrance of the playground.
Wrong place to stand: At the edge of the lake, if you fell there is no guarantee that somebody will be able to help you
Useful tip: Take some free condoms and loop from the gay bars before
Author: Evangelos Lalos